Monday, November 23, 2009

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Good morning, national identity century!

7:30, the radio talking about a little while, quite a lot of nothings, stories VAT restaurateurs, Camus at the Pantheon, anti-Obama cabal, rotten weather, labor qualification and shameful, rehashing the day after day the same themes: food, money, culture, politics, weather, and football. Nothing has changed under the sky of France hard to feel concerned: go to restaurants? The Hall of Fame? Reread Camus? Sympathize with the plight of Nobel laureate Obama by mankind and buried alive? Crying on the weather in the winter my poor lady? Dream a World Cup without the Blues?

And among all its old news, pub. But the public service commercials. That is to say the pub good feeling 100%, 100% politically correct, 100% for a better society because we are worth it.
In order, between 7:42 ET 7:57:
http://www.collectons.org/ for recycling and our countless foul waste
new rates even more attractive (even that he should 'they were one day, attractive) Prem's tickets TGV *
the Fondation de France for the home support for seniors.

What is more surprising are the findings advertisers to get involved in these fights, their grandiose ideas to challenge us in the morning, after waking up, you hang on.

Radio Ad first - Ecology and Sustainable Development, Recycling, consumer empowerment deal with an exponential production of waste: an old TV speaks with a soft voice, she says, and looks like a tease of first choice, which offers a last flick before being put into touch, since it can not fight against the competition, namely small Teenagers and other flat panel LCD, then asks to be treated well when she is cast. ... ?

second Radio Ad - TGV, jewel of the French Transportation Industry, Paris-Marseille in 3 hours, public transit as Gate Hi, the SNCF, which made its entry into modernity, as what he n is never too late: a Prem's ticket ** speaks to us, telling us that he suffered a liposuction new, we opened it to suck its excess cost, and has become even thinner, its price. Personally, I would rather propose the placement of gastric bands, but hey I am not Doctor of Prem's tickets ***. Radio Advertising

Third - Fondation de France, his concern for the well-being of the Company (France, therefore), and in particular those of advanced age: a young woman speaks to us and said that when she commits to something, she prefers it to work (really? I prefer it completely fair), and when she committed to the old, she prefers them to stay home with home help, rather they are sent into retirement homes (really? I prefer them to go into a hospice, where can finally leave them in their poop for hours, give them meat very hard so that they can not chew it, they die faster, it's less pension liabilities, that the shower once a month , if you have time, let them get to know, among Alzheimer's patients, they should get lost, and then Sunday on TV y 'Mass and evening y' questions for a champion and noon, there's motus, and at four o'clock, there's numbers and letters, and then the fires of love for the ladies, because the very old, it's the ladies).

So what can we retain the 20-minute daily morning radio?
it will not pretty today. That
loves people, but mostly dead (Camus, Old, Obama, same thing).
That is not tomorrow that we can afford the restoration.
What are the young ladies who look after old ladies.
What the Blues, it's been 11 years that swamp us with.
And meantime, we must recycle, take public transit and assist the elderly. But we must also
kiss (like TV), to be thin (such as the ticket) and give its sub (like any good person who cares for elderly, disabled, sick, poor, etc.).

In 20 minutes of radio, a subliminal definition of national identity was attempting to break through. The French

- must think about the VAT
- Pantheon is clear from all that mess and usually passes within range, a dead writer, football players to retirement, an American president bad beginning to look the next days, months, years, centuries
- should complain
time - must have concern for the environment
- to kiss, or at least think
- must be thin or at least wish
- must worry about his next through donation and / or volunteer

The moment P as paranoia past, the day can begin.

* non-exchangeable, non refundable, purchasable 6 months in advance
** non-exchangeable, non refundable, purchasable 6 months in advance
*** non-exchangeable, non refundable, buyable 6 months in advance

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